*becomes forlorn and dejected after listening to a happy song and realizing that I’m not at a blissful point in my life whatsoever*
sucking dick is effortless when you’re high. like breathing almost.
don’t sell my girl no weed bruh
if a woman asked you not to call her a bitch because it’s historically been used to demean women and is still being used to demean women, wouldn’t you adhere to her wishes? (answer: yes)
so why would you use the N word towards black people?
*99% of black people all agree that something is offensive*
1 black person comes out with their cooning self and says ‘actually you know what I’m black and I don’t find this offensive tbh’
White people: OMG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. YESSSS. SEE YOU GUYS ARE OVERREACTING. WE ALL BLEED RED WE ALL SUFFER EQUALLY. WE ALL BURN IN THE SUN!!!!!!!!
When I’m sitting by a non-black person and every move I make they flinch or look in my direction it makes me want to start miming threatening movements and then do something completely innocent.
Like raising my arms up super fast and do a kitty yawn and rub my eye.
team I’m the ugly friend but it’s good bc I’m funny and chill